Top Ten New Laws That Will Be Signed
By The First Woman President

10. National speed limit to vary by number of children in back of minivan.

9. Super Bowl Sunday, Master's Final Round, NCAA Championship, and Daytona 500 all moved to the same day.

8. National Mall to include real stores, not just pesky museums and statues.

7. President is authorized to put any member of Senate in "Time Out" for one hour per day.

6. Mt. Rushmore to be expanded to include Lucille Ball, Oprah Winfrey, Julia Child, and Sue Ellen Cooper.

5. National budget to be publicly balanced in a checkbook with three screaming children present.

4. Internal Revenue Service will accept coupons.

3. All Chocolate formulated to cause weight loss - the more chocolate you eat; the more weight you lose.

2. World Series to be umpired by ex-wives and mothers-in-law.

1. All women get back pay plus interest for 30 years of cooking, cleaning house, and raising kids.

If you have new laws to suggest,
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